OutKick Columnist Recaps Brother's Wedding Weekend and Sports Highlights

The first Monday of May kicked off a new month with summer vibes on the horizon. Memorial Day weekend sits 19 days away, marking the start of summertime from Memorial Day through Labor Day.

The weekend featured a brother's wedding in 2026. The columnist shot an 85 in the rehearsal dinner golf game but putted poorly. Their group finished second, and he recovered his $20 entry fee. He delivered a speech at the rehearsal dinner after stepping in for the best man. Five whiskey-waters beforehand and no appetizers made it risky, but it landed well.

Saturday morning brought kids jumping on him after a late night out. The main stress came from whether the two kids would walk down the aisle without incident. Both performed perfectly. David Allan Coe and Toby Keith's 'Courtesy of the Red, White & Blue' drew the biggest reactions at the reception. The bar sold 450 bottles of Michelob Ultra in the first hour.

Gambling lines on the first kiss length—over/under 2.5 seconds—added excitement. The couple cleared it easily. No major disasters marred the event, unlike past weddings. Readers attended and dressed sharply.

Lindsey Vonn led the sports content despite using two crutches. A Fenway Park proposal looked tense: she appeared angry, he humiliated, forcing a kiss for cameras. The timing seemed off with the Red Sox struggling in last place, players fighting and coaches unfamiliar with the roster.

Other notes included a youth baseball coach fighting the umpire in an 11U game that stood 8-0 in the third inning. Spirit Airlines issues stranded an uncle, forcing a $1,400 Southwest rebooking. McDonald's plans to eliminate self-serve soda stations by 2032. Maggie Sajak celebrated May the Fourth as a Jedi.